To all NSF’s who are romantically bound to a girl or a boy, and have to do whatever kind of duty on the 14th of February, here is your answer.
“Dear ah, i hafta do duty on valentines day leh. and since you’re intelligent enough to be my girlfriend you would have deduced that i can’t spend it with you. and don’t you worry. i will be thinking about you for the whole day, especially since i’m surrounded by many other masculine men who are trapped in the same cell as i am, and especially since it’s v-day, the day that i really wanted to spend with you in the first place. tell you what. v-day is such a null-occasion nowadays anyway, cos everywhere we go, people want to know… err.. oops that’s an army song. everywhere we go, couples would be around and there would be so much pressure and the romance is somewhat forced, don’t you think? and the money i need to spend is sooooo unnecessary! erm, not that i mind, of course. i would spend any amount on you just to make you happy, any day. erm, yes, money is not the issue here. i just blurted it off all of a sudden. Anyway, let’s say we get on with our normal lives on that one day that comes every year, and get together on the day that comes every 4 years — 29 February! It would be much more special! and there would be noticeably fewer couples on the street, cos most of the guys should have been broke after that reckless spending spree on that one severely non-economical night two weeks back. and the stuff that i buy would be so so so much cheaper! erm, not that i mind, actually, hee hee oh no i hope my laughter doesn’t make me sound too nervous about the fact that i’m obviously lying about the money issue. and oh no why am i articulating such hidden secret thoughts that go through in my mind all the time. think of a way to get out of this. think. think. think. erm, seacrest, out. yes, yes, go on commenting on how outdated that line is and forget whatever i have just said, ok? so it’s a date on 29feb! woohoo!”
That should do the trick, yes?